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You don't have to be Italian to enjoy
these....
(most of us are definitely
part Italian based on these!)
Hi everyone, this
is good stuff - I know it will bring a smile to your face, maybe an occasional
belly laugh.
if you're from Brooklyn , New Jursey, or Long Eyeland,
you'll really appreciate this!
Eye-Talian
Why do Italians hate
Jehovah's Witnesses?
Because Italians hate all witnesses.
Do you know
why most men from Italy are named Tony?
On the boat over to America they
put a sticker on them that said
TO NY
You know you're Italian when .
. . . You can bench press 325 pounds,
shave twice a day and still cry when
your mother yells at you.
You carry your lunch in a produce bag because
you can't fit
two cappicola sandwiches, 4 oranges, 2 bananas and pizzelles
into a regular lunch bag.
Your mechanic, plumber, electrician,
accountant,
travel agent and lawyer are all your cousins.
You have
at least 5 cousins living in the same town or on the same block. All five of
those cousins are named after your grandfather or grandmother.
You are
on a first name basis with at least 8 banquet hall owners
You only get
one good shave from a disposable razor.
If someone in your family grows
beyond 5' 9",
it is presumed his Mother had an affair.
There were
more than 28 people in your bridal party.
You netted more than $50,000
on your first communion.
And you REALLY, REALLY know you're Italian when
. . . .
Your grandfather had a fig tree.
You eat Sunday dinner at
2:00 .
Christmas Eve . . . only fish.
Your mom's meatballs are the best.
You've been hit with a wooden spoon or had a shoe thrown at you.
Clear
plastic covers on all the furniture.
You know how to pronounce "manicotti"
and "mozzarella."
You fight over whether it's called "sauce" or "gravy."
You've called someone a "mamaluke."
And you understand "bada
bing".
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