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Discrimination (Nick)
9/24/2007 11:17:04 PM


Everyone is in a hurry to scream 'discrimination' these days.Here's a
conversation overheard recently:


'In what aisle could I find da Newfoundland sausage?'
The clerk looks at him and says, 'Are you from Newfoundland?'
The guy (clearly offended) says, 'Well, yes I am. But let me ask ya somethin'.


If I had asked ya for Italian sausage would ya ask me if I was
Italian? Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would ya ask me if I was German?

Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would ya ask me if I was
Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco would ya ask if I was Mexican? Would ya?
Would ya?'

The clerk says, 'Well, no!'
'If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would ya ask if I was Irish?'
'Well, I probably wouldn't!'

With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says,'Well den, why did ya ask me if I'm frum Newfoundland just because I asked fer Newfoundland sausage?'




The clerk replies, 'Because you're at Home Depot.'




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Re: Discrimination (Nick)
9/24/2007 11:31:26 PM

Hello Nick

   Too Funny. It reminds me of something that happened when I used to won a bar down at Carolina Beach. A guy walked in the front door and it was obvious that he had already had more than enough to drink. When he came up to the bar I broke the bad news to him that I couldn't serve him any alcohol. He said OK and walked out the door. He went right around the corner and in my side door. I saw it coming so I met him at the door. He looked at me and must have decided that I had a twin that also ran a bar. He asked, " does your whole family hate me?" I can't get a drink anywhere.

    Thanks for the  laugh Nick. It sure came in handy tonight. LOL

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Re: Discrimination (Nick)
9/24/2007 11:42:25 PM



Thanks my friend!
A GREAT goodnight chuckle!
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Re: Discrimination (Nick)
9/24/2007 11:52:38 PM

Nick, your so silly,keep it up, great post!!!

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