Hi Joe ,
once again a great Big Thankyou !
wow!! one of  my angel  pics is plastered all
over the place ..
and people are looking at me...ha!!!!
what a Hoot as you americans say!!
yes..that's one big Hoot !  thankyou very much.
May as well enjoy my 5 minutes of fame eh!.

Ok I am a funny girl , but I can't tell jokes like
our good friend jack.. the " Aussie from queensland"
he is an amazing joke teller.  
And my jokes are usually a cover for my really being
a bitter and frustrated old biddy that I've become ...since
internet marketing. ha!!
 

OK a  bit of a joke Joke about Internet marketing from
 my perspective.. I hope it doesn't offend anyone
to continue with my story..after many Failures as an
internet marketer and being on the net for 6 years now
as I'd said I'd joined opfm . the gurus there ran away with
 everyones money.. my dream of being rich ws flettened!
dollarz blaster.. well payment was coming until paypal cut off my account
pays forever paid me never..
lofty profits ..lofty name ..not sure about the profit bit!

 and the list goes on.
 But still.. I'm not one to give up easily so
 I decided to join the adland pro "UIBEE" team ..
this sounded too good to be true..money pouring in
everyday they shouted .
people jumping up and down waving the green flag ..It's a go
 it's a go !! ..jump on board..you all know how it is.. !
 so I  jumped on board and paid my $11 bucks reluctantly
 and then advertised my page..I advertised it hard and fast
yes I worked feverishly on that little UIBEE project...
this was my chance to be rich!!..It's gonna happen ...Oh yeah!!
My dream of money pouring in like tidal waves and avalanches
 was really gonna work!

 Then...I get a message ....saying I had a
 payment .. Yippeee! ! hoooray!!! ...my heart was pounding
 as I rush to  my UIBEE site .. and check my stats a whole
 3.000 something or another..   OMG..was that cents or dollars
 ..it didn't matter .. I didn't care !!
..it was a sale! someone had actually joined up under me
 I'd sold a membership ha! ......so I rush to my e-gold account to
 see that my 3 cents or my 3 dollars is  there and for real..

 But there
is no 3 cents or 3 dollars  ..what the..?..I go back to my uibee site and
 I check the stats again I see that it says... "pending "..what.. how
 can this be..I never pressed the button to accumulate my
payments..that 3 cents was MINE..this is not fair and I aint gonna
 take it!!  so I write to e-gold and I query it and they tell me to send
  them all the details of my missing  3 cents..and then they tell me that
 sometimes ..well unfortunately...
 the money just vanishes from  peoples accounts.. OMG..my 3 cents
 has been stolen ..what to do..what to dooooo! I have decided to go
 back to my UIBEE site and check the still pending issue..
  and yes I know it's only 3 cents or 3 dollars..

 but when paypal limits my account over what they called a
 ponzi scheme that had actually netted me a wonderful $180..
 and safepay has disabled me for no reason at all..and alert
 pay doesn't answer any of my letters and solidtrust..
 well is ANYONE HOME THERE EVER! I can't get them to answer me
   at that place..god I'm running out of options!
 I want to keep my e-gold account safe.. it's my last online processor...ha!

  I mean I haven't even made enough money online.. to buy a ticket
  outta here yet..so I'm still waiting to see where my 3 cents or 3 dollars
 has vanished to..things are getting desperate around here let me tell ya!...LOL
  I mean if 3 cents has me in a spin..maybe I'm not ready for the Bill
  gates kind of  riches yet..?..Only joking ..I'm ready ..I'm really ready!!

 Or it could just be that the gods have conspired to keep me
 poor..whatever the reason I will continue to advertise and
 eagerly wait for my ship to come in..knowing my luck ..when
  it does come in... it will be the bloody Titanic.

The next programe I want to join (if I can find a processor to pay for my membership) is the latest craze on the net..the latest flavour of the month .. "THE 5 minute miracle"..or something like that..fortune 5 minutes I think it's called
..now how long do you think that this one is gonna take
 .. for me to see any  moolah....hahhhhha!!!!! 
  5 minutes ..you reckon..?.. with my luck
  try 5 decades..

  hahhhha!!!!!!  don't worry you may not be laughing here with me
 ..that's OK ..I am LMHO ..I'm the kind of person that laughs
  at my own sick jokes..sad but true!

 Have a great day everyone..and many thanks
 I do love the people here at adland
 and one particular person that I feel that I have to
  say a BIG THANKS to
 because he's a great man.. a good guy and a very good friend
 who has helped me through a very tough time..
 is Mr Mose hardy..thanks MOSE.
 
 

regards cathy walkerxxxooo
ps  excuse any spelling mistakes I've made.

Hello Joe and TGAMM Staff

CONGRATULATIONS CATHY

 Thanks again Joe and TGAMM..thanks so much to  everyone ..for
  all these lovely compliments and accolades.. I now have over
   600 adland pro  friends
 and It's hard to be able to drop them all a line  to say hello ..so this is
 great that I can say Hi to everyone  through this forum.
..I appreciate the time it took you all to pop in and send your wishes
   to me and to congratulate me.. that's very sweet of all of you people.

and Nick..aren't you the man with the biggest ciggarette foil ball on the planet ..or am I getting you mixed up with someone else..wow!!
how IS that big ball going these days....what an amazinginly strange but very Interesting hobby you have!

Love to all.

cathy walkerxxxooo

 This has to be one of my most favourite funny's..it's a beauty of a joke !
 with  love from cathy  xxxooo





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It was considered a unique find and the writings were carbon dated at approx three thousand years old! The stone on which the symbols appeared was removed, brought to a museum, where archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient symbols. They held numerous meeting s and after months of deliberations determined the meaning of the markings. The President of the society pointed to the first symbol and said: “This is a woman. We can see these people held women in high esteem. You can also tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol is a donkey, so they were astute enough to have animals help them till the soil. The next drawing is a shovel, which means they utilised tools.” Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish, which means that in times of famine, they sought food from the sea. The last symbol appears to be the Star of David which means they were evidently Hebrew. The audience applauded enthusiastically. Then a little old Jewish man stood up in the back of the room and said, “Idiots, Hebrew is read from right to left...... It says: ‘Holy Mackerel, Dig The Ass On That Chick

Hello Joe,

Thank you for another great Flying Rhino.