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Bruce Butler

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Re: Retirement is Different for Everyone (too funny)
9/6/2007 10:00:43 AM

That is a cute story, keep them coming.

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Re: Retirement is Different for Everyone (too funny)
9/6/2007 3:40:08 PM

Hi BJ,

Well, you done gone and done it again.  You made me laugh, and smile, and giggle and even grin, in spite of myself.  You don't know how much I needed that.

I don't know too many retirement home jokes.  The only one that comes to mind:

Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first says, "Fellas, I got real problems. I'm seventy years old. Every morning at seven o'clock I get up and I try to urinate. All Day long I try to urinate. They give me all kinds of medicine but nothing helps."

The second old man says, "You think you have problems. I'm eighty years old. Every morning at 8:00 I get up and try to move my bowels. I try all day long. They give me all kinds of stuff but nothing helps."

Finally the third old man speaks up, "Fellas: I'm ninety years old. Every morning at 7:00 sharp I urinate. Every morning at 8:00 I move my bowels. Every morning at 9:00 sharp I wake up."

Now, Y'all have to forgive me if I've told that one before.  See, I have these "Senior Moments" and I forget.  But you know, sometimes forgetting is not half bad.  You never have to watch reruns, you're always meeting new people, and just think of all money I can save at Christmas and Birthdays.

Now Keep It Between The Lines & Have An Awesome Weekend,

Phil

 

 

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Re: Retirement is Different for Everyone (too funny)
9/7/2007 10:38:26 AM
That is just Tooooooo Funny!!

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Re: Retirement is Different for Everyone (too funny)
9/7/2007 8:02:15 PM

Hi Judith

LOL...that is very possible Judith.  Glad to see you and glad you enjoyed

Bj

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Re: Retirement is Different for Everyone (too funny)
9/7/2007 8:04:35 PM

Hi Gaby

I thank you for coming by, it does me good to see you in the forums enjoying a good laugh.

Thanks Gaby

Bj

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