Hi BJ,
Well, you done gone and done it again. You made me laugh, and smile, and giggle and even grin, in spite of myself. You don't know how much I needed that.
I don't know too many retirement home jokes. The only one that comes to mind:
Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first says, "Fellas, I got real problems. I'm seventy years old. Every morning at seven o'clock I get up and I try to urinate. All Day long I try to urinate. They give me all kinds of medicine but nothing helps."
The second old man says, "You think you have problems. I'm eighty years old. Every morning at 8:00 I get up and try to move my bowels. I try all day long. They give me all kinds of stuff but nothing helps."
Finally the third old man speaks up, "Fellas: I'm ninety years old. Every morning at 7:00 sharp I urinate. Every morning at 8:00 I move my bowels. Every morning at 9:00 sharp I wake up."
Now, Y'all have to forgive me if I've told that one before. See, I have these "Senior Moments" and I forget. But you know, sometimes forgetting is not half bad. You never have to watch reruns, you're always meeting new people, and just think of all money I can save at Christmas and Birthdays.
Now Keep It Between The Lines & Have An Awesome Weekend,
Phil
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