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The Truth (lol)
8/28/2007 12:37:52 PM

An Indian walks into a cafe witth a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other.
He says to the waiter:

"Me Wantum coffee."

The waiter says,"Sure, Chief. Coming right up."



He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.
The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks out.




The next morning the Indian returns.
He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling
another male buffalo with the other.
He walks up to the counter and says to
the waiter

"Me Wantum coffee."

The waiter says "Whoa, Tonto!
We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?"

The Indian smiles and proudly says ...


"Training for position in United States Congress:
Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull,
leave mess for others to clean up,
disappear for rest of day."

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Re: The Truth (lol)
8/28/2007 12:48:03 PM

lol @ Bj! Another good one! Keep them coming! :)

 

~Monica

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Re: The Truth (lol)
8/28/2007 12:52:10 PM
Laughed so long and hard my coffee got cold andnow have a gut ache.
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Re: The Truth (lol)
8/28/2007 1:11:14 PM

Hey Monica

Thank you for coming by and posting.  I see you liked my post.  I really thought this was very funny.

Bj

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Re: The Truth (lol)
8/28/2007 1:13:46 PM

Hey Rudy

I'm glad you enjoyed my post.  I did the same thing. Woke up this morning got logged on, checking my mail, and found this...

I laughed so hard, I couldn't get anything else done.  It took me a while to get this done, because I had to save the graphics and all. 

I wanted to make sure I didn't leave anything out.

Thanks Rudy

Bj

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