I love sharing these with my friends!

Three men were sitting together, bragging about how they had been giving
their new wives duties.

The first man had married a woman from Wisconsin, and bragged that he had
told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and housecleaning that
needed done at their house. He said it took a couple of days, but on the
third day, he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and
put away.

The second man had married a woman from Iowa. He bragged that he had given
his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and cooking. He
told them that the first day he did not see any results, but the next day
was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were gone and
he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a Minnesota girl. He said that he told her that
her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed,
laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said that the
first day he did not see anything. The second day, he did not see anything
but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a
little out of his left eye. Just enough to fix himself a bite to eat, run
the vacuum, do a load of laundry, load the dishwasher and go out and mow the
lawn.
Have a fun filled day!
Mary

Hello Mary

It's still early here, and on my first cup of coffee getting ready for work, checking my email.  I knew I needed to come here first thing.  lol

I truly needed this, to start my day off.   Thanks for the laughter earlier this morning.

And Gaby, a real good one.  I've got to send these out to my friends.

Bj

hahaha... sounds like a few Mississippians I know :) ;)

Hi Gaby,
Now that's funny! :p