Thanks, Joe,!!! I LIKE that one!  I love all Sr. jokes!

Here's one for  y'all!

Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home,  reminiscing.  The first lady recalled shopping at the green grocers and demonstrated with her hands, the length and thickness of a cucumber she could buy for a  penny.  The second old  lady nodded, adding that onions used to be much bigger and cheaper also, and demonstrated the size of two big onions she could buy for a penny a piece.  The third old lady remarked, "I can't hear a word you're saying, but I sure remember the guy you're talking about!"

Toodle-oo!

Betty

Hi Joe,

Congratulations Betty on receiving the Flying Rhino award. You definitely deserve it. You are awesome!

Hi, Barb,

Thanks so much for your sweet  post, and your kind words!

I've  had a blast today with all this!  What a surprise!  I'll never forget it!

Chat with you later, I hope.

Betty

Hi Betty,

I just read your joke about the patrolman and the old couple. that is the funniest ever!

Beth

Hi Betty,

CONGRATS ON BEING THIS WEEK'S RECIPIENT OF THE

FLYING RHINO AWARD

ENJOY YOUR WEEK

IN THE SPOTLIGHT

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AND SINCE YOU LIKE SENIOR CITIZEN HUMOR

Hard of Hearing

 Morris, an 82-year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
       A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.
       A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"
       Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doctor, 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'"
       The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said you got a heart mummer and be careful.

Old Wisdom

       After working his farm every day, an old farmer rarely had time to enjoy the large pond in the back that he had fixed up years earlier with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and benches. So one evening he decided to go down and see how things were holding up. Much to his surprise, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a group of young women skinny dipping in his pond.
       He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave."
       The old farmer replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim or make you get out of the pond naked. I only came down to feed the alligator."
       Moral: Old age and treachery will always triumph over youth and skill.

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Have A Happy Week, My Friend,

Phil

A couple of old ladies are sitting on the patio in a nursing home. Both are bored. "Mabel, nothing happens here, all the men are half-dead and no fun!" "Doris, I agree. Let's do something that will jerk them into action!" So Mabel agrees to streak down the corridor and attract the attention of the old men that are sitting there sunning themselves. She does this and the following conversation insues between Harold and Humphrey... "Humphrey, old boy, was that Mabel that I saw running past?..." "Hmm, I think so. Couldn't say for sure. My eyes aren't too good these days." "What was she wearing?" "Hmm, couldn't say for sure, but whatever it was it was in need of ironing!" A couple of old ladies are sitting on the patio in a nursing home. Both are bored. "Mabel, nothing happens here, all the men are half-dead and no fun!" "Doris, I agree. Let's do something that will jerk them into action!" So Mabel agrees to streak down the corridor and attract the attention of the old men that are sitting there sunning themselves. She does this and the following conversation insues between Harold and Humphrey... "Humphrey, old boy, was that Mabel that I saw running past?..." "Hmm, I think so. Couldn't say for sure. My eyes aren't too good these days." "What was she wearing?" "Hmm, couldn't say for sure, but whatever it was it was in need of ironing!"