Oh, my gosh! What a shock when I came in just now and turned on my computer! Thank you, Joe, for this award!! I didn't know I was humorous at all, but to those who think I am, I appreciate it so much.
I love this Community, more than you can imagine. It's the best thing that has happened to me since buying my computer! And my 2 sons think I'm the bravest thing in the world, at my age, to buy my first computer and try to make some "mad money"! ha ha I guess I've always just been a determined person - - some call it "hard-headed", you know!
But, for my humor this morning, I'd like to give you all this little joke. If you've already heard it, I'm sorry!
An elderly couple was driving cross-country, and the woman was driving. She gets pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer said, "Ma'am, did you know you were speeding?"
The woman turns to her husband asks, "What did he say?" The old man yells, "HE SAYS YOU WERE SPEEDING!"
The patrolman says, "May I see your license?" The woman turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?"
The old man yells, "HE WANTS TO SEE YOUR LICENSE."
The woman give him her license. The patrolman says, "I see you are from Arkansas. I spent some time there once, had the worst sex with a woman I ever had."
The woman turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?"
"HE SAID HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU"
And I hope this will start your day off just right, guys! I hope I haven't gotten too carried away here this morning, but this award really got to me!!!
Thanks, again, Joe, and I'll chat with you again and my last statement to this is (and I think you'll agree) - - GO, EVO!!!!!
Betty