Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large, raging violent river. Needing to get on the other side, the first man prayed, "God, please give me the strength to cross the river."

 

Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.

 

After witnessing that, the second man prayed, "God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river."

 

Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.

 

Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed, "God,
please give me the strength, the tools and the  intelligence to cross this
river."

 

Poof! He was turned into a woman.

She checked the map, hiked one hundred
yards up stream, and walked across the bridge.

Have A Blessed Sunday!

Marion  :-)

Hey marion,
Thank you for this joke an oldie but a goodie. I hope you are having good weather it is now sunday afternoon and soon it will be bedtime and of course tomorrow is Monday. YUK. But have a nice week ok. Lots of hugs and kisses Helen

Hi Helen,

It is an oldie?  I had not heard it before, oh well. 

It is very hot here, like 100 degrees and it wears you out being out in that heat. 

Thanks for coming by and I hope you have a blessed week ahead. 

Hugs & Kisses & Blessings,
Marion :-)

Hello Marion,
Thank you for the chuckle!
Mary

HI MARION, IT IS A NICE JOKE,FROM MY PART I PRAY"GOD PLEASE GIVE ME THE STRENGTH,THE TOOLS AND THE INTELLIGENCE TO CROSS THIS RIVER CALLED ONLINE BUISNESS"BUT WITHOUT BEING TURNED INTO A WOMAN"WITH MY RESPECT TO ALL WOMEN IN THE WORLD".