Since I really don't have any ideas about Rednecks I looked it up ;-)
You might be a Redneck if....
You think TACO BELL is
the Mexican Phone Company
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Your state's got a new law that says when a couple
get divorced, they are still legally brother and sister.
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Your house still has the
"WIDE LOAD"
sign on the back.
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You got stopped by a state trooper.
He asked you if you had an I.D.
And you said, 'Bout What?'
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You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.
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