Hello dear Mary :-)
Let's see what some of your reasons could be?!
1. My
wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met." Rodney
Dangerfield.
2.
"A married man should
forget his mistakes; no use two people remembering the same thing." Duane
Dewel.
3.
"When you see a married
couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one
that's mad." Helen Rowland
4.
"I have never really
understood this liking for war. It panders to instincts already well catered
for in any respectable domestic establishment." Alan Bennett
5.
"Eighty percent of
married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe."
Jackie Mason
6.
"Marriage is like
putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel."
Leonardo Di Vinci.
7.
"I don't think I'll get
married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house." Lewis
Grizzard.
8.
"I'm the only man in
the world with a marriage license made out to whom it may concern." Mickey
Rooney.
9.
"I haven't spoken to my
wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her." Rodney Dangerfield.
10.
"I've had bad luck with
both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't." Patrick
Murray.
Thank you for your nice add!
However I wish you all the best with your marriage.
With friendship,
Anamaria
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