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Re: Fishing
8/6/2007 9:51:51 PM

Hi BJ,

Thanks for the smiles & the giggles.

Now THAT"S a Salesman!  Talk about "Selling Up".  I have to copy this for my Sales Meeting on Friday morning.

Of course, while you want an assertive salesman, it can sometimes go too far:

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."

"Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!" and she proceeded to close the door.

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration."

And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.

"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."

"Well," she said, "I hope you've got a good appetite because the electricity was cut off this morning."

Have A Happy Evening,

Phil


 

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Re: Fishing
8/6/2007 9:53:22 PM

Good one Bj! I had one for you & forgot it!

 

 


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Re: Fishing
8/6/2007 10:05:28 PM

Hey Phil

I loved this one....lol

Oh my, I can imagine this really happening.........rolf.

Thanks Phil

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Re: Fishing
8/7/2007 2:25:18 AM
Hello BJ


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Re: Fishing
8/7/2007 5:24:08 AM

Hi Ann

Glad you come and glad you enjoyed it

Bj

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