hello Len, Cops looks to be the subject for almost the same stories all over the places :-) The other day I stumbled upon a funny story at least I think so, as I do not understand each words here; some of them I just supposed LOL); anyway I had lot of fun reading it and imagining the face of Larry the Cable Guy! LOL I don't know what do he has with Russia?! each and every post of his starts the same way. Fat Cop
What
the hell is this Russia!? I was at the mall the other day sniffing
around at the Victoria Secret looking for something for mother¹s day
and looking at high school ass and some gal in the parking lot had
something stoled and a cop showed up and weighed 365 pounds! How the
hell can you be a cop at 365 pounds? Then he says to the lady, Don¹t
worry I¹ll catch him! He'll catch him? Right. Maybe if the crooks
hauling ass with a cheesecake! This lard ass couldn¹t of caught the
sumbitch if he had no legs and had to run! Aint they got some sort of
weight restrictions to be a policeman! Damn, I'd be afraid to get
pulled over by this fat bastard for fear he'd have a heart attack and
then they'd think I killed him or something! And wouldn't ya know it
they had that cellulite columbo parked out front of the food court!
This is ridiculous! No wonder criminals aint scared to rob no more
cause they know officers fat and fatter can't run without hitting a
breathing tube every 5 minutes! Look, I always stick up for the police,
but ya can¹t have Biggie Smalls Texas Ranger running after a shoplifter
with cini mini all over his hands and mouth! Let¹ put a salad bar in
that police station! Like a policeman told a feller after he was
robbed, I'll catch him, but let me finish my Aunt Annie¹s cinnamon and
sugar pretzel!
-Larry the Cable Guy With friendship,
Anamaria |