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Nick 4679 23156 Brampton	Onestone (Nick) 7/30/2007 3:51:06 PM
	THE INDIAN WITH ONE TESTICLE There once was an Indian who had only one testicle, and whose given name was 'Onestone'. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone. After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, "If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!" The word got around and nobody called him that any more. Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good morning, Onestone." He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion. The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do. Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away. Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, "Good to see you, Onestone." Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die! What is the moral of this story? OH, Come on...take a guess! Think about it... (You're going to love this!) And the moral is... You can't kill two birds with one stone!!
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Gabrielle 833 4356 Sacram...	Re: Onestone (Nick) 7/30/2007 4:16:44 PM
	Hello Nick, You never cease to amaze me. You come up with the best, and the graphics are awesome. Keep up the good work. God Bless, Gaby
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Roger 3169 7333 Haslemere	Re: Onestone (Nick) 7/30/2007 5:06:12 PM
	Oh really Nick, For that joke you should be dragged off into the forest and.............................................................................. No sorry, bad idea, I'm certainly not offering. Any volunteers? Roger
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Sheryl 997 1260 Las Vegas	Re: Onestone (Nick) 7/30/2007 5:37:18 PM
	Well, I just got word from Cheif Twostones that, Onestone is being sent to the forest with Big Bubba Threestones for killing the wildlife!! Sheryl - AKA - Nostones
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Steven 1398 13302	Re: Onestone (Nick) 7/30/2007 6:40:18 PM
	Hi Nick! I agree with Gaby...you are always bettering your best!! :) Your graphics are superb and so real too. Thank You for bringing these to us here in the community. Have a pleasant day...your OREO friend Steven.
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