Hello my dear friend Nick :-)
I'm glad I have the chance to be here after such a long time; I also hope I'll be able to do this more often from now on, but will see what the future brings LOL
As soon as I'm here and we are with this kind of jokes chapter here it is another one:
Saint Peter & the musician
Saint Peter is checking ID's at the Pearly Gates, and first comes a
Texan. "Tell me, what have you done in life?" says St. Peter.
The Texan says, "Well, I struck oil, so I became rich, but I didn't
sit on my laurels--I divided all my money among my entire family in my
will, so our descendants are all set for about three generations."
St. Peter says, "That's quite something. Come on in. Next!"
The second guy in line has been listening, so he says, "I struck it
big in the stock market, but I didn't selfishly just provide for my
own like that Texan guy. I donated five million to Save the Children."
"Wonderful!" says Saint Peter. "Come in. Who's next?"
The third guy has been listening, and says timidly with a downcast
look, "Well, I only made five thousand dollars in my entire lifetime."
"Heavens!" says St. Peter. "What instrument did you play?"
Sorry for my post being so "poor" looking this time; I'm running to read more!
Woth friendship,
Anamaria