Hello Adland friends,
I could have titled this having a bad day! :)
A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio and his wife was in the house in the kitchen.
The man was racing the engine on the motorocyle and somehow, the motorcycle slipped out of gear. The man, still holding ther handlebars, was dragged through a glass patio and along with his bike, dumped onto the floor inside the house.
The wife, hearing the crash, ran into the dining room, and found her husband laying on the floor, cut and bleeding, the motorcycle laying next to him, and the patio door shattered.
The wife ran to the phone and summoned a n ambulance. After the ambulance arrived nad transported the husband to the hospital, the wife uprightedthe motorcycle and pushed it outside. Seeing that gas had spilled on the floor, the wife used some paper towels to blot up the gasoline, and threw them in the toilet.
The husband was treated at the hospital and was released to come home. After arriving home, he looked at the shattered patio door and the damage done to the motorcycle.
He became despondent, went into the bathroom, sat on the toilet and smoked a cigarette.
After finishing the cigarette, he flipped it between his legs into the toilet bowl while stilled seated.
The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard a loud explosion and her husband screaming. She ran into the bathroom and found her husband laying on the floor.
His trousers had been blown away and he was suffering burns on the buttocks, and the back of his legs and his groin. The wife again ran to the phone and called for an ambulance.
The same ambulance crew was dispatched. While they were going down the stairs to the street, accompanied by the wife, one of the paramedics asked how the husband had burned himself.
She told them and the paramedics started laughing so hard, one of them tipped the stretcher and dumped the husband out. He fell down the remaining steps and broke his arm.
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Have a great day!
Leonard
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