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Nick Sym

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Re: A Little Laughter for my friends.
7/7/2007 6:25:31 PM

Well thanks a lot BJ, that was me last summer at Mud Fest! OH! YEA!

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What a woman wants in a man
7/7/2007 6:30:05 PM

List (age 22):

1. Handsome

2. Charming

3. Financially successful

4. A caring listener

5. Witty

6. In good shape

7. Dresses with style

8. Appreciates finer things

9. Full of thoughtful surprises

10. An imaginative, romantic lover

Revised List (age 32):

1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head) 2. Opens car doors, holds chairs 3. Has enough money for a nice dinner 4. Listens more than talks 5. Laughs at my jokes 6. Carries bags of groceries with ease 7. Owns at least one tie 8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal 9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries 10. Seeks romance at least once a week

Revised List (age 42):

1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)

2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car 3. Works steady -- splurges on dinner out occasionally 4. Nods head when I'm talking 5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes 6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture 7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach 8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids 9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down 10. Shaves most weekends

Revised List (age 52):

1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed 2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public 3. Doesn't borrow money too often 4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting 5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times 6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends 7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear 8. Appreciates a good TV dinner 9. Remembers my name on occasion 10. Shaves some weekends

Revised List (age 62):

1. Doesn't scare small children

2. Remembers where bathroom is

3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep

4. Only snores lightly when asleep

5. Remembers why he's laughing

6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself

7. Usually wears clothes

8. Likes soft foods

9. Remembers where he left his teeth

10. Remembers that it's the weekend

Revised List (age 72):

1. Breathing

2. Doesn't miss the toilet

May Wisdom and the knowledge you gained go with you,



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Re: A Little Laughter for my friends.
7/7/2007 8:04:08 PM

Hey Nick

I like Mr. Cool-Aid...Real Cute......

Thanks

Bj

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Re: What a woman wants in a man
7/7/2007 8:08:32 PM

Hi Jim

Thanks for stopping by, I like the jokes you posted....I may have to use these to send out to my friends.

Thanks

Bj

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Re: A Little Laughter for my friends.
7/7/2007 8:40:05 PM

Hi BJ,

The jokes just keep getting better.  Thanks again for the laughs and the giggles.  Funny how when you're laughing, the little petty problems tend to fade away.

Here's a Couple I kinda like, hope y'all do too.

I was driving down a country road the other day, when I saw a Farmer standing out in the middle of a huge field of grass.  Being naturally curious, I stopped the car, got out, and walked out into the field to talk with the man and to ask him what he was doing.

"I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize", he replied.

Somewhat puzzled, I asked, "How?"

Not missing a beat, the Farmer said, "Well, I heard that they give the Nobel Prize to people who are out standing in their field."

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As the plane reached cruising speed after taking off from Kennedy Airport, the Captain came on the intercom to make his usual announcements.  "Ladies & Gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking.  Welcome aboard Flight 263, flying nonstop from New York to Los Angeles.  Forecasters call for the weather ahead to be clear and sunny, so we should have an uneventful flight.  Now, just sit back and relax... OH MY, NO!,"  the Captain hollered.

After a minute or two of silence, the Captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies & Gentlemen, I'm so sorry if I scared you earlier.  While I was talking to you, I accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap.  You should see the front of my pants!"

A passenger in coach yelled back, "That's nothing.  You should see the back of mine!"

Have A Happy Evening My Friend,

Phil

 

 

“There may be trouble all around, but I am calling you to a place of peace. Be still and know that I am God. Come to Me, and I will give you wisdom, strength, and grace for everything you face." Psalm 46:10
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