Hi BJ,
The jokes just keep getting better. Thanks again for the laughs and the giggles. Funny how when you're laughing, the little petty problems tend to fade away.
Here's a Couple I kinda like, hope y'all do too.
I was driving down a country road the other day, when I saw a Farmer standing out in the middle of a huge field of grass. Being naturally curious, I stopped the car, got out, and walked out into the field to talk with the man and to ask him what he was doing.
"I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize", he replied.
Somewhat puzzled, I asked, "How?"
Not missing a beat, the Farmer said, "Well, I heard that they give the Nobel Prize to people who are out standing in their field."
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As the plane reached cruising speed after taking off from Kennedy Airport, the Captain came on the intercom to make his usual announcements. "Ladies & Gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking. Welcome aboard Flight 263, flying nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. Forecasters call for the weather ahead to be clear and sunny, so we should have an uneventful flight. Now, just sit back and relax... OH MY, NO!," the Captain hollered.
After a minute or two of silence, the Captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies & Gentlemen, I'm so sorry if I scared you earlier. While I was talking to you, I accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"
A passenger in coach yelled back, "That's nothing. You should see the back of mine!"
Have A Happy Evening My Friend,
Phil