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Marion 1928 2751 Cumming	A Frog Story (6/30/2007) 6/30/2007 10:40:30 PM
	A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, " There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?" (you're gonna love this) The bank manager looks back at her and says... "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan, His old man's a Rolling Stone." (You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........) Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!! Have a lovely day HEEE-HEEE!!!!! *Miles of Smiles* Marion
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Monica 703 5971 Atlanta	Re: A Frog Story (6/30/2007) 6/30/2007 10:44:16 PM
	LOL.. I liked it. And yes I did smile! :) ~Monica

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Helen 125 380 Melbourne	Re: A Frog Story (6/30/2007) 6/30/2007 11:15:08 PM
	Hi Marion, I thought you would do this to me I will keep on sendinmg them, if you like H.
	H. Prowd
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Phillip 7317 5931 Thomas...	Re: A Frog Story (6/30/2007) 6/30/2007 11:19:33 PM
	Hi Marion, Thanks for the smiles. This one's a classic, but I love your updated version with Mick Jagger. Humor really is the best cure for anything that ails a person. It's just almost impossible to let negative thoughts in, when the laughter keeps driving them back out. Thanks Again My Friend, Phil
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Lawton 527 595 Carrol...	Re: A Frog Story (6/30/2007) 6/30/2007 11:27:58 PM
	: =) :-) : ) : - ) ; ))
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