Hi Monica!

Gross???? - yes they are - I have a grandaughter who is 8 and I hear them in one ear and the fall out the other.  I'll have to stick a plug in the other next time I see her so I can pass them on here.

Roger????? - that's a side of you I have not seen much.  Fun and funny look good on you - you have to come out and play more often.

Judy

Hi Monica,

To be honest, I actually find these cute, and quite tame compared to what we used to tell one another back in elementary school, some 50 something years ago.  Let's just say that the few that I remember, aren't really something that I would share in mixed company.

I did hear a rather cute one the other day that might qualify in this category.

It seems that the tour bus driver was driving a bus load of Seniors down the highway when he was tapped on the shoulder by one of his elderly female passengers.  She offered him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munched up.

After about 15 minutes, she taps on his shoulder and hands him another handful of nuts.  She repeats this same gesture about 5 more times.

Just when she's about ready to hand him another batch, he finally asked the sweet little old lady, "Why aren't you eating these yourself?".

"We can't chew them, because we have no teeth!", she replied.

The somewhat puzzled driver asked, "Why do you buy them then?".

Smiling, the little old lady replied, "Oh, we just love the chocolate around them.". 

Have A Happy Evening,

Phil

 

Hello Monica

Hi Monica... This isn,t realy gross, but I have to tell it anyway. A tramp asks a man for a £1 The man asks "Will you buy Booze " The Tramp says "no" The man asks "Will you gamble it away " The tramp says "no" The man says "will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a Man who doesn,t Drink or Gamble. all the best Mike

Dear Monica,
Hello sweety.  Wakakakakaka..... The jokes here are so funny & gross too.... Wonder what else they have in school nowadays.....

Anyways, I could not help myself but I brought some friends to laugh this over with me:



Here's my Gross joke:
My mother taught me LOGIC... "If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store with me."

My mother taught me MEDICINE... "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way."

My mother taught me TO THINK AHEAD... "If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job!"

My mother taught me ESP... "Put your sweater on; don't you think that I know when you're cold?"

My mother taught me TO MEET A CHALLENGE... "What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you...Don't talk back to me!"

My mother taught me HUMOR... "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

My mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT... "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up.

My mother taught me ABOUT SEX... "How do you think you got here?"

My mother taught me about GENETICS... "You are just like your father!"

My mother taught me about my ROOTS... "Do you think you were born in a barn?"

My mother taught me about the WISDOM of AGE... "When you get to be my age, you will understand."

My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION... "Just wait until your father gets home."

My mother taught me about RECEIVING... "You are going to get it when we get home."

And my all time favorite thing--JUSTICE... "One day you will have kids, and I hope they turn out just like YOU... then you'll see what it's like."

What do you think?

Love ya, Rina