Hi Marion,
Thanks for the laughs, giggles & even a guffaw or two. This was hilarious.
Kind of reminded me of another one that I heard recently.
Seems that after 50 years of married bliss, the older gentleman, Mr. Johnson, passed away in his sleep. His Widow, feeling lost & desolate, without her lifetime soul-mate, decided to end it all. After giving the matter considerable thought, she retrieved her late Husband's pistol from the box up on the closet shelf, loaded the ammunition and was preparing to shoot herself, so that she might once again be with her beloved Husband.
Not wanting to take any chances, she decided to shoot herself in the heart and end it all quickly, however, being uncertain exactly where her heart was located, she decided to call her family Doctor for advice.
"Dr. Jones," the Widow said, when he answered her call, "I've been having strange pains in my chest this evening, and I was wondering exactly where in my chest is my heart located, so I'll know if I should be worried."
"Well Mrs. Johnson", the Doctor replied, "since you're a Woman, the easiest way to locate your heart is to check just a couple of inches below your right breast."
Mrs. Johnson promptly thanked the Doctor and hung up the phone, leaving the Doctor somewhat disturbed that he had been unable to continue with any further advice. However, he really had no need to worry, for later on that very evening he was called in to the ER, to treat his Patient, Mrs. Johnson, for a bullet wound to her right knee.
Thanks Again My Friend,
Phil