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A self-important university student attending a recent football game took it
upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was
impossible for the older generation to understand his generation.
"You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one,"
the student said, loud enough for many of those nearby to hear. "The
young
people of today grew up with television, jet planes, space travel, man
walking on the moon. Our space probes have visited Mars. We have
nuclear energy, ships and electric and hydrogen cars. Computers with
light-speed
processing, and more."
After a brief silence the senior citizen responded as follows: "You're
right, son. We didn't have those things when we were young ... so we
invented them. Now, you arrogant little shit, what are you doing for
the
next generation?"
The applause was amazing.
Ha! Ha! Gotta Love It!!
Blessings,
Marion
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