Birder 1:  What kind of bird is that?
Birder 2:  A gulp.
Birder 1:  A gulp?  Never heard of it.
Birder 2:  It's like a swallow, only it's bigger.

A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical looking parrots on a perch and says: "The parrot on the left costs 500 dollars."

"Why does the parrot cost so much?" asks the man. The owner says, "Well, the parrot knows how to use a computer."

The man then asks about the next parrot and is told that this one costs 1,000 dollars because it can do everything the other parrot can do plus it knows how to use the UNIX operating system. The increasingly startled man asks about the third parrot, to be told that it costs 2,000 dollars. So he asks, "And what can this one do?"

To which the owner replies, "To be honest I have never seen it do a damn thing, but the other two call him 'boss'!"

YIKES, boy am I late getting here.  Joe, you could have told me!

You are indeed deserving of the Flying Rhino Award.  I'm just cracking up here!

What's that saying?  Oh ya ... You're a good egg ... your finds like you even though you're a little cracked!

Thank you for all the laughs, smiles, giggles, and ROTFL FUN, Joe.

Enjoy the attention my friend ... you deserve it!

I don't have a Rhino, so I brought along your sidekick!

Sincerely,

Terry

PS  I loved this one for Judy!

Birder 1:  What kind of bird is that?
Birder 2:  A gulp.
Birder 1:  A gulp?  Never heard of it.
Birder 2:  It's like a swallow, only it's bigger.

Joe, I am all cracked up!!  I'll keep coming back if for no other reason than to read you silly jokes that make me laugh so, and now Terry is here and we have a regular team party!!!

Fun and laughter be yours!

Judy

Yaaaaayyyyy, TEAM!

Have a blast, Joe!

Sincerely,

Terry