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PERKS OF BEING OVER 50...lol! I'M NOT THERE YET, BUT.....LOL
6/7/2007 1:57:41 PM

PERKS OF BEING  OVER 50

 

1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

 

2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 

 

3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.

 

4. People call at 9 pm and ask, Did I wake you?

 

5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

 

6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

 

7. Things you buy now won't wear out.

 

8. You can eat supper at 4 pm.

 

9. You can live without sex but not your glasses. 

 

10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

 

11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. 

 

12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.

 

13. You sing along with elevator music.

 

14. Your eyes won't get much worse.

 

15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off. 

 

16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

 

17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

 

18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size. 

 

 

 

19. You can't remember who sent you this list . 

 

 

And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience. 

 

 

Forward this to every one you can remember.

 


A very good friend of mine sent this to me, and I thought my Adland family would enjoy reading this! I got a kick out of it...hope you do too! Of course, I am not 50 yet, but it won't be too many more years before I get there! LOL! :) Enjoy! ;)

God Bless All of You,

Love, Marilyn


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Re: PERKS OF BEING OVER 50...lol! I'M NOT THERE YET, BUT.....LOL
6/7/2007 2:17:24 PM
This is definitely all true, true, true. Now let me see if i can remember how to post a reply.
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Re: PERKS OF BEING OVER 50...lol! I'M NOT THERE YET, BUT.....LOL
6/7/2007 5:44:07 PM

that was way too funny.. what is your name again ? oh yes .. duh..slipped my mind again ,  oh, well both you ladies look familiar to me .. it was truly funny .. lol now you have my radiator leaking from laffin .. !!

Love ya

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Re: PERKS OF BEING OVER 50...lol! I'M NOT THERE YET, BUT.....LOL
6/7/2007 5:47:26 PM
Marilyn Martin,

You are in, what is known in the trade as,  "deep doo dah"!

So as I take great exception to some of your comments, which are definately ageist  - I will see you in my office after you finish school ( if i can remember where it is!)

Love
Jenny


p.s. Time flies by and before you know it, we will be celebrating your very own 50th!! And Oh boy will we have some fun at your expense. 
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Re: PERKS OF BEING OVER 50...lol! I'M NOT THERE YET, BUT.....LOL
6/7/2007 8:44:36 PM
*lol*  to everyone's comments. 

Thanks for sharing.


Amanda

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