HELLO FRIENDS,
I got this in an email from www.thefunlist.com of which I am a member.
I thought you might all like it! HAVE A GOOD LAUGH! 
Sincerely,
Carla 8)


 The Parrot
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 A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted
 a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the
 cage that read $50.00.

 "Why so little," she asked the pet store owner. 

 The owner said, 

 "Look, I should tell you first that this bird
 used to live in a house of prostitution and
 sometimes says some pretty vulgar stuff."

 The woman thought about this but decided she had
 to have the bird anyway. She took it home and
 hung the bird's cage up in her living room and
 waited for it to say something. 

 The bird looked around the room, then at her,
 and said;

 "New house, new madam."

 The woman was a bit shocked at the implication
 but then thought, "That's not so bad."

 When her two teenage daughters returned from
 school the bird saw them and said;

 "New house, new madam, new hookers." 

 The girls and the woman were a bit offended but
 then began to laugh about the situation.

 Moments later, the woman's husband, Keith, came
 home from work. The bird looked at him and said;

 "Hi Keith."