Good one Bj!

Chris

I love a good laugh and hope you all had one too.

Smile and the world smiles with you.

Hope all my friends are happy today.

Bj

Hi BJ,

Thanks again for the smiles, a couple of giggles and I believe, though I'm not sure, I even heard a guffaw.  This was great!  I love the way that this guy negotiates.

This kinda reminds me of the older gentleman who was seated next to the beautiful young Blonde on the Airplane ride to New York.

Trying to strike up a conversation, he said to the young lady, "Pardon me Miss, I certainly hope you don't think of me as being too forward, however, I must ask.  Would you sleep with me for $1,000,000?"

Blushing slightly, the young girl replied, "Well, Yes kind Sir, I do believe I would."

Pressing on, the man then asked, "Well, my Dear, would you consider sleeping with me for $1,000?"

Turning red, the young woman turned to the man and spat out, "Exactly what kind of Girl do you think that I am?'

Not to be deterred, the older gentleman turned right back to the Girl and promptly replied, "My Dear, I believe that we've already established that, and now we're just negotiating the price." 

Thanks Again My Friend,

Phil 

Hi Phil

I truly enjoyed this one.  Thank you so much for this, I enjoy a good laugh, and there are days I get on a kick, I just can't help myself.  But I can't post them all.

I nearly wake the house sometimes in the middle of the night, everyone asleep, and I'm in my little computer room, ROFLMAO....but as they say, laughter is the best medicine.

Have a good one Phil you are the greatest!!

Bj