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My Dear Adland Pro Friends,
Wonder if any of you can relate to this joke?
Many Blessings,
Marion :-)
If my body were a car, this is the
time I would be thinking about
trading it in for a newer model. I've got
bumps and dents and scratches
in my finish and my paint job is getting a
little dull, but that's not
the worst of it.
My headlights are out
of focus and it's especially hard to see things
up close.
My
traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and
skid and
bump into things even in the best of weather.
My whitewalls are stained
with varicose veins.
It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed.
My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
But here's the
worst of it --
Almost every time I sneeze, cough or
sputter.....either my radiator
leaks or my exhaust backfires.
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