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Marion Tucker

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If My Body Were A Car, LOL, Too Funny!! (5/17/2007)
5/17/2007 6:56:33 AM
My Dear Adland Pro Friends,

Wonder if any of you can relate to this joke? 

Many Blessings,
Marion :-)

If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about
trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches
in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull, but that's not
the worst of it.

My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things
up close.

My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and
skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed.
My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
 
But here's the worst of it --
 
Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter.....either my radiator
leaks or my exhaust backfires.
 
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Re: If My Body Were A Car, LOL, Too Funny!! (5/17/2007)
5/19/2007 5:38:11 PM

Hi Marion,

This is great.  Because of nice friends like you I am having a fantastic day.  This is so cute and funny.  My son, daughter-in-law, mother and grand-children are still laughing.

Thanks again.

Beryl

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Marion Tucker

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Re: If My Body Were A Car, LOL, Too Funny!! (5/17/2007)
5/20/2007 12:17:55 AM
Hi Beryl,

Wonderful to see you!  I am beginning to wonder if everyone got an invite to this forum or has everyone desserted me? 

Happy you and your whole family came by and had a good laugh! 

God Bless YOU!
Marion


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Re: If My Body Were A Car, LOL, Too Funny!! (5/17/2007)
5/23/2007 9:35:45 AM

hi,

i am a newbie at adlandspro, if being associated for more than six months can be called so.  everyday when i log in, it gives me a surprise.  today's surprise was your forum and the joke (can we really call it thataway?).  while laughing, it also made me think hard.  what insight, ufff..

this has really made me smile.  thanks

krishna

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Re: If My Body Were A Car, LOL, Too Funny!! (5/17/2007)
5/23/2007 9:50:50 AM
Hi Krishna,

Nice of you to stop by.  You were not even a friend so I am inviting you to be one. 

Happy I could make you laugh today.  Laughter is such good medicine for you.  Come back often!

God Bless!
Marion :-)
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