I asked the Lord to tell me
Why my house is such a mess.
He asked if I'd been 'computering',
And I had to answer "yes."

He told me to get off my fanny
And tidy up the house.
And so I started cleaning up...
The smudges off my mouse.

 
I wiped and shined the topside.

That really did the trick...
I was just admiring my work...
I didn't mean to 'click.'

 
But click,?I did, and oops I found
A real absorbing site
That I got SO way into...
I was into it all night.<<Sigh>>

 
Nothing's changed except my mouse
It's very,very shiny.
I guess my house will stay a mess...
While I sit here on my hiney!