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> You can
live in Phoenix, Arizona
>where.....
>1. You are willing to park 3
blocks away because you found shade.
>2. You've experienced condensation
on your butt from the hot water in
>the toilet bowl.
>3. You can
drive for 4 hours in one direction and never leave town.
>4. You have over
100 recipes for Mexican food.
>5. You know that "dry heat" is comparable
to what hits you in the face
>when you open your oven door.
>6. The
4 seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot, and ARE YOU
KIDDING
>ME??!!
> You can Live in
California
where.....
>1. You make over $250,000 and you still can't
afford to buy a house.
>2. The fastest part of your commute is going down
your driveway.
>3. You know how to eat an artichoke.
>4. You drive
your rented Mercedes to your neighborhood block party.
>5. When someone
asks you how far something is, you tell them how long it
>will take
to
>
> get there rather than how many miles away it is.
>
You can Live in New York
City
>where.....
>1. You say "the city" and expect everyone to know
you mean Manhattan.
>2. You can get into a four-hour argument about how to
get from Columbus
>Circle to
>
> Battery Park, but can't
find Wisconsin on a map.
>3.You think Central Park is "nature,"
>4.
You believe that being able to swear at people in their own
language
>makes you multilingual.
>5. You've worn out a car
horn.
>6. You think eye contact is an act of aggression.
>
You can Live in Maine
where.....
>1. You only have
four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup, and Tabasco.
>2. Halloween costumes
fit over parkas.
>3. You have more than one recipe for moose.
>4.
Sexy lingerie is anything flannel with less than eight buttons.
>5. The
four seasons are: winter, still winter, almost winter,
and
>construction.
> You can Live
in Texas
where.....
>1. You can rent a movie and buy bait in the same
store.
>2. "y'all" is singular and "all y'all" is plural.
>3. "He
needed killin' " is a valid defense.
>5. Everyone has 2 first names: Billy
Bob, Jimmy Bob, Mary Sue, Betty
>Jean, Mary Beth, etc.
>
You can live in Colorado
where.....
>1. You carry
your $3,000 mountain bike atop your $500 car.
>2. You tell your husband to
pick up Granola on his way home and he stops
>at the day care
center.
>3. A pass does not involve a football or dating.
>4. The
top of your head is bald, but you still have a pony tail.
>
You can live in the Midwest where.....
>1. You've never
met any celebrities, but the mayor knows your name.
>2. Your idea of a
traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor.
>3. You have had to
switch from "heat" to "A/C" on the same day.
>4. You end sentences with a
preposition: "Where's my coat at?"
>5. When asked how your trip was to any
exotic place, you say, "It was
>different!"
>
Or
>
>
You can live in Florida
where.....
>1. You eat dinner at 3:15 in the
afternoon.
>2. All purchases include a coupon of some kind -- even houses
and cars.
>3. Everyone can recommend an excellent dermatologist.
>4.
Road construction never ends anywhere in the state.
>5. Cars in front of
you are often driven by headless people.
>6 Want a thrill....stick around
for hurricane
season!!!
>
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