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Marion Tucker

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Sliding Down The Bannister of Life (4/27/2007)
4/27/2007 10:35:05 PM

As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Remember:

 1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive  
new book. It's called "Ministers Do More Than Lay People." 
 
2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be 
Mary.  

3. The difference between the Pope and your boss...the 
Pope only expects you to kiss his ring. 

4. My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and  
it is gone. 

5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if 
you're  in the bathroom. 

6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat 
folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the 
mood. 


7.  It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable.  
Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too. 

 8. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, 
gives the  impression that he just cleaned the whole house. 


9. My next house will have no kitchen -- just vending 
machines and a large trash can. 

 
10. A blonde said, "I was worried that my mechanic might  
try to rip me off. I was relieved when he told me all I needed was turn signal fluid." 
 
11. My neighbor was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to  
see how he was and found him writing frantically on a piece of paper. I told him rabies could be treated, and he didn't have to worry about a  Will. He said, "Will? 
What Will? I'm making a list of the people I want to bite." 

12. Definition of a teenager?  God's punishment for enjoying sex.  

13. As you slide down the banister of life, may the 
splinters never point the wrong way.

Hope you had a good laugh!

Many Blessings,

Marion

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Re: Sliding Down The Bannister of Life (4/27/2007)
4/27/2007 11:03:53 PM
I had a great laugh. I hope you have a great weekend.
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Re: Sliding Down The Bannister of Life (4/27/2007)
4/27/2007 11:26:35 PM

LOl, I really like 9, 10 and 13 definitions you have there Marion, Thanks for the funny.

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Re: Sliding Down The Bannister of Life (4/27/2007)
4/28/2007 12:43:36 AM
This is a funny one Marion!

Thanks for the laugh, and have a fabulous weekend.  :)

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Re: Sliding Down The Bannister of Life (4/27/2007)
4/28/2007 7:18:29 AM
Hi Marion :)  LOL!!!!! thanks for the laughs! Great Stuff! hugs :)
    
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