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Marilyn L 4446 8700 Van Nuys	HOW TO INSTALL A BURGLAR ALARM! LOL! TOO FUNNY!!!! 4/21/2007 11:48:53 AM
	1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns &Ammo magazine, and several NRA magazines. 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads: Hey Bubba! Big Jim, Duke, Slim, and me went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside Have a great day & keep laughing! Love, Marilyn
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Gwyn 1925 284 Katy	Re: HOW TO INSTALL A BURGLAR ALARM! LOL! TOO FUNNY!!!! 4/21/2007 11:53:42 AM
	Marilyn, That is very funny. My firefighter husband is laughing hysterically. Thanks for sharing.
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Phillip 7317 5931 Thomas...	Re: HOW TO INSTALL A BURGLAR ALARM! LOL! TOO FUNNY!!!! 4/21/2007 11:55:31 AM
	Hi Marilyn, Thanks for the smiles. This is cute and sounds like it would be quite affective. I just have a sign beside each outside door stating "This House Protected By Smith & Wesson". This works pretty well for me. Have A Great Weekend, Phil
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Re: HOW TO INSTALL A BURGLAR ALARM! LOL! TOO FUNNY!!!!

4/21/2007 12:04:19 PM

Marilyn,

I have already # 1 with the boots. I learned that many years ago from some female campers who put large boots outside the tent flap to ward away and would be intruders.

I have at times had my answering machine announce that I am out walking "Brusier".

Guess I have more work to do. But t hen so far have never been attatcked.

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Deborah 866 2979 Erie	Re: HOW TO INSTALL A BURGLAR ALARM! LOL! TOO FUNNY!!!! 4/21/2007 2:10:55 PM
	Hi Marilyn, How funny!!! Sounds like a plan to me. LOL Thank you for the laugh. Your Good Friend Deborah
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