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Marilyn L Martin

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HOW TO INSTALL A BURGLAR ALARM! LOL! TOO FUNNY!!!!
4/21/2007 11:48:53 AM
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
 
2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns &Ammo magazine, and several NRA magazines.
 
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
 
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
 
Hey Bubba! Big Jim, Duke, Slim, and me went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.
 
PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside
 
 
Have a great day & keep laughing!
 
Love, Marilyn
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Re: HOW TO INSTALL A BURGLAR ALARM! LOL! TOO FUNNY!!!!
4/21/2007 11:53:42 AM

Marilyn,

 

That is very funny.

 

My firefighter husband is laughing hysterically.

 

Thanks for sharing.

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Re: HOW TO INSTALL A BURGLAR ALARM! LOL! TOO FUNNY!!!!
4/21/2007 11:55:31 AM

Hi Marilyn,

Thanks for the smiles.  This is cute and sounds like it would be quite affective.  I just have a sign beside each outside door stating "This House Protected By Smith & Wesson".  This works pretty well for me.

Have A Great Weekend,

Phil

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Re: HOW TO INSTALL A BURGLAR ALARM! LOL! TOO FUNNY!!!!
4/21/2007 12:04:19 PM

Marilyn,

I have already # 1 with the boots.  I learned that many years ago from some female campers who put large boots outside the tent flap to ward away and would be intruders.

I have at times had my answering machine announce that I am out walking "Brusier".

Guess I have more work to do.  But t hen so far have never been attatcked.

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Re: HOW TO INSTALL A BURGLAR ALARM! LOL! TOO FUNNY!!!!
4/21/2007 2:10:55 PM

Hi Marilyn,

   How funny!!!

Sounds like a plan to me. LOL

Thank you for the laugh.

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