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Geketa 858 2080 Owenton	Time to laugh ROTF !!!!!!!!!!! IF this dont make you laugh nothing will ! 4/19/2007 10:58:37 AM
	Boy! Does this ever sum it all up! If MY BODY WERE A CAR ... If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ... but that's not the worst of it My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close... My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently. But here's the worst of it -- Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter.....either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires. Have a nice day !!!!!!!!
	Hear, O Israel the L-rd our G-d,the L-rd is one http://www.DHGBoutique.com
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Phillip 7317 5931 Thomas...	Re: Time to laugh ROTF !!!!!!!!!!! IF this dont make you laugh nothing will ! 4/19/2007 11:07:53 AM
	Hi Geketa, Thanks for the Smiles & Giggles. This is so cute & so true for me, especially the last part. Thanks Again, Phil
	“There may be trouble all around, but I am calling you to a place of peace. Be still and know that I am God. Come to Me, and I will give you wisdom, strength, and grace for everything you face." Psalm 46:10
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Geketa 858 2080 Owenton	Re: Time to laugh ROTF !!!!!!!!!!! IF this dont make you laugh nothing will ! 4/19/2007 11:16:37 AM
	Hi Phil, Glad I could bring a smile to your face but, please don't laugh too hard LOL Blessings, Geketa
	Hear, O Israel the L-rd our G-d,the L-rd is one http://www.DHGBoutique.com
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Annie 682 225 Jefferson	Re: Time to laugh ROTF !!!!!!!!!!! IF this dont make you laugh nothing will ! 4/19/2007 11:30:00 AM
	Too funny, and alas a little too true!And I said I want to live to be 120???The bible says we should be able to!Am I crazy, or what! Thanks for the funny! Hugs a bunch! Miss Annie
	Live simply, Love generously, Care deeply, Speak kindly....Leave the rest to God! Miss Annie http://www.Xoomaworldwide.com/theelijahspring
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La Nell 15119 3647 Baton ...	Re: Time to laugh ROTF !!!!!!!!!!! IF this dont make you laugh nothing will ! 4/19/2007 11:40:24 AM
	Hi Geketa, :-) Thank you for the good laugh. The picture of the car is so cute! lol, LaNell

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