Boy! Does this ever sum it all up!
If MY BODY WERE A CAR ... If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ... but that's not the worst of it
My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close... My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently. But here's the worst of it --
Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter.....either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires.
Have a nice day !!!!!!!!
Hi Geketa,
Thanks for the Smiles & Giggles. This is so cute & so true for me, especially the last part.
Thanks Again,
Phil
Hi Phil,
Glad I could bring a smile to your face but, please don't laugh too hard LOL
Blessings,
Geketa
Hi Geketa, :-) Thank you for the good laugh. The picture of the car is so cute! lol, LaNell