After looking at my bill for my operation i understand why they wear masks in the operating room.
I have a sure way to save money,I forget who I borrowed it from.
There are my summer clothes.Summer paid f or and summer are not.
My doctor pit me back on my feet .To pay his bill I had to sell my car.
The man who said talk is cheap never hired a lawyer
I have enough money to last me for a lifetime,that is if I die tommorrow.
i'm on a garlic diet.So far iv'e lost 5 pounds and 12 friends.
Before treating my nose and ear,my docter asked for an arm and a leg.
I read about the evils of drinking,so I gave up reading.
I told my Doctor I have a ringing in my ear.He said don't answer it.
My psychiatrist said I was crazy.I said I want another opinion.He said OK,your'e ugly too!
For every man over 65 there are seven women--but by then it's too late.
The worst part about a second marriage is breaking in a new mother-in-law.
I had mixed emotions, I watched my mother-in-law go over a cliff in my new Mercedes!
Keep Laughing,
Marty Bromberg
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