Hey Joe,
Thanks again for the Award and thanks for the Birthday Wishes. Does kinda make one stop and think doesn't it. Just last night, I was wondering if after being single for 20 something years, I might enjoy someone to share my Golden Years with, so I checked out the Senior Personals. Here's a couple of the more creative ones that I found:
SEEKING LONG-TERM COMMITMENT: Recent widow who has just buried fourth Husband, looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.
MEMORIES: I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you can remember Friday, Saturday & Sunday, let's put our two heads together.
WINNING SMILE: Active Grandmother with original teeth, seeking a dedicated flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel corn.
MINT CONDITION: Male, 1932, high-mileage, good condition, some hair, many new parts including Hip, Knee, Cornea, and Valves. Isn't in running condition, but walks quite well.
BEATLES OR STONES: I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my '68 Camaro on a Saturday night and can play a mean Guitar. If you were a Groovy Chick, or are now a Groovy Hen, let's get together and swing to my Eight-Track tapes.
What do you think Joe, is there someone out there for me?
God Be With You My Friend,
Phil