Hi Judy!

• It is hard dating psychic people.  They leave me before we meet.
• OK, so what's the speed of dark?  I believe it is faster than light.  It seems to always be there before the light.
  
• Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
• When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
• Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
• Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.  Oh no, everything went digital!
  
• Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
• Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
• I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
• Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
• When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
• What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
• I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
• I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
• If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
• Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
• For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
• No one is listening until you make a mistake.
• Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
• The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.  LOL!
  
• The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
• The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.
• To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism, to steal from many is research.
• The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
• Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
• The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
• A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
• If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
• A fool and his money are soon partying.
• Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
• If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.
• I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
• Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
• Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back.
• Half the people you know are below average.
• 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
• And in keeping with the topic of this forum.... Whether a man winds up with the nest egg or a goose egg depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.

My Dear Friend Georgios

You never let me down with having to learn something new! I never knew that information and found it quite interesting. I did find out that coloring eggs goes back thousands of years to the Egyptians!