Hey Marion,

I enjoyed the joke and thought I would share another!

  The Senator from New York, Hillary Clinton and her driver were
      cruising along a country road one evening when an ancient cow loomed
       in front of the car.
      The driver tried to avoid it, but couldn't. The aged bovine was struck
and killed. Hillary told her driver to go up
      to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. She
stayed
       in the car making phone calls to lobbyists.
       About an hour late r, the driver staggered back to the car with his
clothes in disarray.
       He was
       holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a rare,
       Cuban cigar in the other and was smiling happily, smeared with
       lipstick.
      "What happened to you," asked Hillary?
      "Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, the wife
gave me the wine and
      their beautiful twin daughters made passionate love to me!"


       "My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.


       The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door and said, I'm
       Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow.
       The rest happened so fast, I couldn't stop it."


Thanks,

Baird

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