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Hillary Clinton called Bill into her office one day and said, "Bill, I have
a great idea! I know how we can win back middle America and secure my
presidential victory in 2008".
Great, but how so you propose we go about
that, asked Bill? Well, Hillary responds, We'll go down to a local Wal-Mart, get
some cheezy clothes and shoes, like most middle Americans wear and then we'll
stop at the pound and pick up a Labrador.
When we look the part we'll go
to a nice old country bar in middle America, and we'll show them that we really
enjoy the Countryside and show admiration and respect for the hard working
people living there.
A few days later, all decked out and with the
prequisite Labrador at heel, they set off from New York in a
westerly
direction. Eventually they arrived at just the place they were
looking for.
With dog in tow they walk into the bar. They step up t o the
bar and the bartender
takes a step back and say's, " aren't you Bill and
Hillary Clinton ?"
Hillary answers, "yes we are, and what a lovely town
you have here. We were
just passing through and Bill suggested that we stop
and take in some local color."
They then order a couple of cocktails from
the bartender and proceed to drink them down, all the while chatting up a storm
with anyone who would listen.
All of a sudden, the bar room door opens
and a grizzled old farmer comes in. He walked up to the Labrador, lifted its
tail and looked underneath, shrugged his shoulders and walks out the door. A few
moments later, in came another old farmer. He walked up to the dog, lifted its
tail, looked underneath, scratched his head and then left the bar.
Over
the course of the next hour or so, another four or five farmers came in, lifted
the dog's tail, and went away looking puzzled.
Eventually Hillary and
Bill could stand it no longer and called the bartender over.
"Tell me' said
Hillary, "why did all those old farmers come in and look under the dog's tail
like that? Is it some sort of old custom"?
Good Lord no, said the
bartender. "Its just that someone has told them that there was a Labrador in
this bar with two assholes!".
Have A Blessed Sunday!
Marion
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