Recently Whilst in Hospital, the bed Opposite me was occupied by a Very Elderly gentleman who was hard of hearing.
One morning the doctor came around the ward on his Rounds, and approched the elderly gentleman opposite me and leant forward to speak the Gentelman.
The Old Boy struggled to get out of the bed, stood by the side of bed and Past Wind Extremely Loudly.
The other patients Laughed Loudly, when the Doctor said to him " That was very good Mr Jones, but what I actually said was, I would like to listen to your Heart".
True Story.
Bob
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