Hi Vincent, Loved it! How often have I thought of doing something similar.... That is TOOOOOOOOOOO funny!! God bless, Dave

    Hi gang,

I can't take the credit for this one. My cousin sent it. When I listened to it I could not stop laughing and wondering if I should do it the next time I get a call.

I bookmarked that so my teenage sons can listen to it later!  When telemarketers call me I either don't answer or if by some dumb reason I DID answer, I say I'm the house-sitter and I don't know when the owners will be back.  If they ask me how I don't know when the owners will be back, I just say "Oh they're really rich and take long vacations forever...I don't know, I just sit here and enjoy watching their tv and getting paid for it."

Hello Vince,

Absolutely funny, my eyes are still wet!  Hope it's ok to pass this on!!!

(Not too sure how legal it would be to actually use this though, a word of caution to those who would try this one...it is illegal to impersonate a law enforcement official, take care.)

    Yes Jo definitely pass it on. I am glad I made you all have some laughs.