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My Valentine's
2/5/2007 11:27:25 AM
Hi My Friends,
I wish You and Yours a Very Happy Romantic and Lets Not forget Humor Valentine's Day :-) Lee
 
Meaning of Dreams
A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamt that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's Day.
What do you think it means?"
"You shall know tonight", he said.
That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it. She found a book entitled "The Meaning of Dreams".

Guess Who?
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter systematically pasting "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. The guy's curiosity gets the better of him and he walks up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing.
The man says, "I'm sending out one thousand Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"
"But why?" asks the guy.
The man replies, "I'm a divorce lawyer."

Valentine for Osama
Little David comes home from first grade and tells his father that they learnt about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's Day is celebrated for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," he asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone else a valentine?"
David's father thinks a bit, then says, "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?"
"Osama Bin Laden," David says.
"Why Osama Bin Laden?" his father asks in shock.
"Well," David says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish boy could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."
His father's heart swells and he looks at his boy with newfound pride and says, "David, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."
"I know," David says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines shoot him!"
 
 
Have a Great Day  :-) Lee
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Re: My Valentine's
2/5/2007 12:18:49 PM

Hi Lee,

Thanks for sharing a good laugh. My favorite is the one about Osama. Boy! I didnt' see that coming. LOL!

Have a great week!
Angela

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Re: My Valentine's
2/5/2007 3:26:41 PM

Hi Angela.

Great to see you ....always a pleasure to share smiles and laughs with faimly of friends .. even business owners are not always about the $$ :-)  Thank You for stopping by and sharing with us . Gods Speed  :-) Lee  

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Re: My Valentine's
2/5/2007 8:16:32 PM

Hello Lee

Sorry you got me in one of my dress up days but it was still funny - lol

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Re: My Valentine's
2/5/2007 9:46:23 PM

HI LEE

Thanks for a goods night laugh here in Dark So. California. Loved all of them. May you have a Blessed month my friend.

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