In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill.

Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. 'I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news,' he said as he surveyed the worried faces. 'The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, semi-risky and you will have to pay for the brain yourselves.'

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, 'Well, how much does a brain cost?'

The Doctor quickly responded, '$25,000 for a male brain, and $3,000 for a female brain.'

The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man, unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, 'Why is the male brain so much more?'

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and said to the entire group, 'It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used.'

Sorry Guys....I didn't write it though! LOL! :)

God Bless You,

Marilyn

SORRY GALS I DIDN'T WRITE IT......LOL

Dang Women Drivers

Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate,
I looked over to my left and there was a woman
In a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph With her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on lipstick.

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was Halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car Using my knees against the steering wheel,
It knocked my cell phone away from my ear
Which fell into the coffee between my legs,
Splashed, and burned Big Jim and The Twins, ruined the dang phone, Soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.


Dang women drivers!! Payback from beyond!

Thanks for the smile,Marilyn.  That was a good one.

Judy