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Re: Name Change (1/22/2007)
1/22/2007 5:05:06 PM

Hi Marion,

Nice one again, they keep getting better and better.  I always wondered how DVD got into the movies with his terrible cockney accent in "Mary Popins" a clasic.  Sorry but you Americans cannot do our accents although a few of our people do yours quite well.

Best wishes to all especially my friends,

Steve.

p.s here's one for you all.

A young couple get married after falling madly in love and at first everything goes very well until the husband loses his job and cannot find another one.  Then the wife also gets laid off and so the bills mount up and they also fall behind with the rent.

Eventually the wife says that she will go on the game because she is very pretty and then they will soon be in the clear with those bills but at first the husband refuses.  As time passes still neither of them can find work so the husband reluctantly agrees.  So they print out some cards with the wife's details and the husband places them in phone boxes and other suitable places where they might be found by men seeking a lady for sex.

Soon they get a call and so they arrange for the caller to visit the wife in their home.  When he arrives the wife lets him in while the husband waits upstairs to keep her safe.  She eventually comes upstairs and tells her husband the man wants sex but he only has $7.

Tell him sex is $20 but for $7 he can have oral sex from you.  When she tells the man this he agrees so she prepares to give him this when she realises how well endowed this man is so she says to him, "wait a while, I'll be back soon."

She goes back upstairs to her husband and says "darling, can I borrow $13 ?" 

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Re: Name Change (1/22/2007)
1/22/2007 6:46:20 PM

Marion, 

That was excellent!  Keep 'em coming.  I do have a few that are probably acceptable here, however I never gave a thought to sending them. 

Don

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Re: Name Change (1/22/2007)
1/22/2007 9:19:45 PM
Cant stop laughing :-)!!! good one Marion, thanks for sharing !!!! luv n hugs Pauline R
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Re: Name Change (1/22/2007)
1/22/2007 10:34:11 PM

These are tooooo funny!!!

Thanks,

Sheryl

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understand, and it makes perfect sense as well. Just copy & print.

 

Living Will


  

     I,              (your name)            , being of sound mind and body,
do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.

     Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead
politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended
on it, or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills.

     If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least
one of the following:

     ______ a Bloody Mary
     ______ a Margarita
     ______ a Martini
     ______ a Beer
     ______ a Rum and Coke
     ______ Steak and Baked Potato
     ______ Fried Chicken
     ______ the remote control
     ______ Chocolate
     ______ Sex

     it should be presumed that I won't ever get better.  When such a
determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and
attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.
It's been a Helluva Run!

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