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Craftie Linda

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ITALIAN LOVER
1/14/2007 12:31:40 PM

 Guido, the Italian Lover

A virile, middle aged Italian gentlemen named Guido was relaxing at his
favorite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blondewoman.

Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to hisapartment and after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where
he rattled her senseless.

After a pleasant interlude he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?"

She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No."

Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling resumed.  This time she
thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion. 

 

The sex finally ends and, again, Guido smiles and asks, "You finish?" Again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to him and softly says, "No."

Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied,
Guido reaches for the woman yet, again. 

Using the last of his strength, he barely
manages it, but they end together screaming, bucking, clawing and
ripping the bed sheets.  Exhausted, Guido falls onto his back, gasping.
Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly
and asked again, "You finish?"

Barely able to speak, the beautiful blonde whispers in his ear, "No, I
Norwegian."

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Georgios Paraskevopoulos

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Re: ITALIAN LOVER
1/14/2007 12:42:55 PM
Hello Linda,

You see NO for Norway and poor Guido got exhausted (finito). Next time try with a Greek lover. They are different. They never will get exhausted. They die.

George


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Re: ITALIAN LOVER
1/14/2007 12:59:05 PM

That was great.

I love your answer George.

Thanks for the laugh.

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Re: ITALIAN LOVER
1/14/2007 1:28:39 PM

LOL!  That reminds me of...!  Oh lotsa stuff!

I once had a boyfriend who was a "low talker" I couldn't hear everything he was whispering and I always wondered if I missed something important! 

There was one who got leg-tremors when he was done, like a little seizure...I need to write a book!  Who, me?  No I've never had sex before!  LOL why do you ask?

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Kathleen Vanbeekom

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Re: ITALIAN LOVER
1/14/2007 1:31:31 PM
Hi Georgios, stop smoking!  We ladies don't want our sexy men to die young, because its a hassle to find another smart sexy man.   "Drat!  Another smoking lover just croaked, now I gotta go find a new one!  I hate when that happens!"
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