I personally have a love and respect for the Angels of Adland, but as everybody knows that if there are Angels, then there has to be a little Devil to make sure they are doing their job. I will be that little Devil, but not a bad Devil, just one to stir the coffee grinds if you know what I mean!
THE 6 BEST SMART ASS ANSWERS OF 2007
SMART ASS ANSWER #6
It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline.
"Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked
John, seated in front.
"What are my choices?" John asked.
"Yes or no," she replied.
SMART ASS ANSWER #5
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure
gate to check tickets.
As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he
opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without
missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your
stub."
SMART ASS ANSWER #4
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the
grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any
bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they’re dead."
SMART ASS ANSWER #3
The cop got out of his car and the kid who was
stopped for speeding rolled down his window.
"I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said.
The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I
could."
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the
kid on his way without a ticket.
SMART ASS ANSWER #2
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A
sign comes up that reads, "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it, the
bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge.
Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop
gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver,
puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck
driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."
SMART ASS ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2007
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrows
final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not
being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious
personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but
that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart-ass guy in the back of
the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I
said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The
entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is
restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and
sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with
your other hand."
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