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Chris Wiseman - Christmas Hamper 2006 - It's a Whopper!!
12/21/2006 12:47:22 PM

Christmas Hamper

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Hello my very special friends. I would like to offer you my very own Christmas Hamper for the Christmas Festivities.

This is a Christmas Hamper full of Inspiration and fun to make you feel good and for you to share with all those people you know at this time of year that could do with a helping hand.

 

Can I suggest that you bookmark this page as an index to your world of Inspiration.

 

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INSPIRATIONAL 

 

Firstly the home of Inspirational ideas my homepage at the

Welcome People Of The World Community

http://www.cgwpma.com

 

 

Next up let me take you to Peace with a short presentation

 

http://www.pathways-to-peace.com/

 

 

 

Now how about some Free Hugs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr3x_RRJdd4

 

This presentation will make you think for sure. A small movie called quite simply "The Dash"

http://www.aatcm.com/theDash/default.aspx?refuid=&sponsor=charger55&lang=en

 

 

 

What Path will your life take you on? Here is a small movie that again will make you stop and think. Very Inspirational.

 

http://www.yourpathmovie.com/

 

 

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And now for some Fun!!

 

TOMMY COOPER - COMIC GENIUS

1. Two blondes walk into a building..........you'd think at least one
of them would have seen it.

2. Phone answering machine message..........If you want to buy
marijuana, press the hash key...

3. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for
shorts. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts".



4. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't
find any.

5. I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 bucks that he
couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, No, the steaks are
too high.

6. My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him
in.

7. A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted,
"Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!". The doctor replied, "I know
you can't, I've cut your arms off".

8. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a muscle.

9. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in the
craft, it sank. Proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak
and heat it.

10. Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered
with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.

That’s all folks!!

 

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 A GIFT

 

Now click on the link below for your Christmas Card from me to you

 

 

http://www.thecompassgroup.biz/merryxmas.swf

 

P.S If the above links don't work for you please copy and paste

into your address bar

 

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INSPIRATIONAL

 

Ruth went to her mail box and
There was only one letter.

She picked it up and looked at it before opening, but
Then she looked at the envelope again.

There was no stamp, no postmark, only her name and
Address.

She read the letter:

Dear Ruth:

I`m going to be in your neighborhood Saturday
Afternoon and I'd like to stop by for a visit.
Love Always,
Jesus

Her hands were shaking as she placed the letter on
The table.
"Why would the Lord want to visit me?

I'm nobody special.
I don't have anything to offer."

With that thought, Ruth remembered her empty
Kitchen cabinets.

"Oh my goodness, I really don't have anything to
Offer.
I'll have to run down to the store and buy something
For dinner."

She reached for her purse and counted out its
Contents. Five dollars and forty cents.

Well, I can get some bread and cold cuts, at least."

She threw on her coat and hurried out the door.

A loaf of French bread, a half-pound of sliced
Turkey, and a carton of milk...leaving Ruth with grand
Total twelve cents to last her until Monday.

Nonetheless, she felt good as she headed home, her
Meager offerings tucked under her arm.

"Hey lady, can you help us,lady?"

Ruth had been so absorbed in her dinner plans, she
Hadn't even noticed two figures huddled in the
Alleyway.

A man and a woman, both of them dressed in
Little more than rags.

"Look lady, I ain't got a job, ya know, and my wife
And I have been living out here on the street, and,
Well, now it's getting cold and we're getting kinda
Hungry and, well, if you could help us Lady, we'd
Really appreciate it."

Ruth looked at them both.

They were dirty, they smelled bad and frankly, she
Was certain that they could get some kind of work if
They really wanted to.

"Sir, I'd like to help you, but I'm a poor woman
Myself.
All I have is a few cold cuts and some bread, and I'm
Having an important guest for dinner tonight and I was
Planning on serving that to Him."

"Yeah, well, okay lady, I understand. Thanks anyway."

The man put his arm around the woman's shoulders,
Turned and headed back into the alley.

As she watched them leave, Ruth felt a familiar
Twinge in her heart.

"Sir, wait!"

The couple stopped and turned as she
Ran down the alley after them.

"Look, why don't you take this food.
I'll figure out something else to serve my guest."

She handed the man her grocery bag.

"Thank you lady. Thank you very much!"

"Yes, thank you!" It was the man's wife, and Ruth
Could see now that she was shivering.

"You know, I've got another coat at home.

Here, why don't you take this one.">

Ruth unbuttoned her jacket and slipped it over the
woman's shoulders.

Then smiling, she turned and walked back to the
Street...without her coat and with nothing to serve
Her guest.

"Thank you lady!

Thank you very much!"

Ruth was chilled by the time she reached her front
Door, and worried too.

The Lord was coming to visit and she didn't
Have anything to offer Him.

She fumbled through her purse for the door key. But
As she did, she noticed another envelope in her
Mailbox.

"That's odd. The mailman doesn't usually come twice
In one day."

Dear Ruth:

It was so good to see you again.

Thank you for the lovely meal.

And thank you, too, for the beautiful coat.

Love Always,
Jesus

The air was still cold, but even without her coat,
Ruth no longer noticed.

 

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May there always be work for your hands to do;

 

May your purse always hold a coin or two;

 

May the sun always shine on your windowpane;

 

May a rainbow be certain to follow each rain;

 

May the hand of a friend always be near you;

 

May God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you.

 

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Merry Christmas to all our readers and

A Happy and Inspirational New Year

 

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Re: Chris Wiseman - Christmas Hamper 2006 - It's a Whopper!!
12/21/2006 1:11:58 PM
Thank you Chris.  That was both inspiring and thought provoking as well.  :)  Fun to.
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Re: Chris Wiseman - Christmas Hamper 2006 - It's a Whopper!!
12/21/2006 1:25:02 PM

Thanks Chris.

Loved the inspiration and laughter too.

I checked out your personal website today for the first time - very nice!  In an internet world of junked up webpage (mismatch banners, fonts, etc), it was pleasant to look at, not distracting, and great information and inspiration there too.  Thanks.

Although on the part where you have inspiration pictures of positive people, I am totally not understanding one of the ones you put there...just me I guess. 

Thanks again,

Barb

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Re: Chris Wiseman - Christmas Hamper 2006 - It's a Whopper!!
12/21/2006 2:27:12 PM

Hi Chris,

Thanks for the humour, Tommy Cooper never made it in america because they can't understand his jokes?

Have a great christmas.

Best Wishes

John.

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Re: Chris Wiseman - Christmas Hamper 2006 - It's a Whopper!!
12/21/2006 2:38:06 PM
oooooooooooooo this is so kool. i have to go do my work, but i will be back to check this all out.
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