Women Are From Venus and Men Are from Mars?:-)
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
Yes.....................................No
No......................................Yes
Maybe.................................No
We need..............................I want
I am sorry............................You'll be sorry
We need to talk...................You're in trouble
Sure, go ahead.....................You better not
Do what you want................You will pay for this later
I am not upset.......................Of course, I am upset, you moron!
You're attentive tonight..........Is sex all you ever think about?
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH:
I am hungry................... .................. ........I am hungry
I am sleepy................... ................... ........I am sleepy
I am tired..................... ................... .........I am tired
Nice dress.................. ................... ..........Nice cleavage!
I love you...................... .................... ......Let's have sex now
I am bored......................... ................... ..Do you want to have sex?
May I have this dance?.... ................... .....I'd like to have sex with you.
Can I call you sometime?..... ................... .I'd like to have sex with you.
Do you want to go to a movie? .............. ..I'd like to have sex with you.
Can I take you out to dinner?. .................. I'd like to have sex with you.
I don't think those shoes go with that outfit.. ...I'm gay.
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