Subject: FW: Retirement Fun

Working people frequently ask me, a retired person, what I do to make my

days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went into a hardware

store

down town.

I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out, there was a

cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on, man,

how about giving a retired person a break"?

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a "Nazi

turd."

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.

So I called him a "fat head." He finished the second ticket and put it on

the

windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets

he wrote. Personally, I didn't care. I came down town on the bus and the

car that

he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said "Hillary in

'08."

I try to have a little fun each day, now that I'm retired. It's important

to my health.