Christmas Carols for the Disturbed

1.  Schizophrenia

Do You Hear What I Hear?

2.  Multiple Personality Disorder

We Three Kings Disoriented Are

3.  Dementia 

I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

4.  Narcissistic

Hark the Herald Angels Sing about Me

5.  Manic

Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and 

Streets and Town and Cars and Buses and 

Trucks and Trees

and.....

6.  Paranoid

Santa Claus is coming to Town to Get Me

7.  Borderline Personality Disorder

  Thoughts of Roasting on an Open

Fire

8.  Personality Disorder

You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm

Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

9.  Attention Deficit Disorder

Silent night, Holy oooh! look at the

froggy, can I have a chocolate, 

why is France so far away?

10.  Obsessive Compulsive Disorder

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle

Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,         

Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, 

Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle

Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,  

      Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, 

Hi Nick

This is very good I like it thanks for the laugh.

                           Linda C

Hi Nick,

You are such a naughty monkey that truly was funny.. ROFL.. thanks for the grins even my boys loved that one.. Merry Christmas to you ..!!!

Blessings,

Geketa

Nick,

I think I fit a few of those. But, I think that's OK! Well maybe not! Oh, I'm fine, fine, fine, fine, yes I am!!!

Sheryl (& all my friends that live in my head)